I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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