'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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