if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
