Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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