I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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