There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize