can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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