im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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