Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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