Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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