and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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