white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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