Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
