is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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