I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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