so that wasnt chicken after all
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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