Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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