D3 body, D1 cock
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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