I want to stick my p in your. b.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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