We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Randomize