i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We need to rekindle our bromance
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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