"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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