He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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