He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I am available for nakedness
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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