I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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