The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
God, I missed his penis.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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