You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
are you so shy because you have an std?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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