I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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