The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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