her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
