On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
