so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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