: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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