thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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