You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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