Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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