love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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