I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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