she was so not down for the gang bang
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i now understand why vodka
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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