You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just cropdusted the office
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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