so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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