i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
