There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize