And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You may now shotgun with the bride
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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