Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
