Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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