goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
try to milk me bitch
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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