If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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