I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I forget how to act sober
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