Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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