I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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