Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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