You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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