I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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