There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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